I confess that this is not a quote that made it into REST (there’s already lots of Churchill, anyway):

He boasted to me in the humble-brag way peculiar to British upper-class men that, trying to juggle three jobs, he was unable to do any of them properly. “Because I have no time to do it, I do it in no time,” he said of his Telegraph column. “You just whack it out.”

Source: Luck Runs Out for a Leader of Brexit Campaign